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Hello there stranger, pal, family member or bored co-worker,

Whether you got here by a nudge from me personally or a serendipitous word search, welcome.

My name is Saara Dutton and I am a writer and performer based in New York. After nixing the idea of wearing a sandwich board and milling around Times Square (a trip to Lumber Boys on Second Avenue prompted the realization that I'd look like an asshole) I decided to hock my literary wares and upcoming performance dates here, thus reducing the potential for excess humiliation. Whether or not it is more effective remains to be seen. You may very well see me wearing that sandwich board someday soon, jockeying for a place in tourists' photos along with The Naked Cowboy.

I have been published in The New York Times, Salon, The St. Petersburg Times, Bust magazine and Ducts webzine.

These stories are as varied as applying to become a Clandestine Operative in the CIA, taking a tour of strip joints in Atlanta, a trip to The HolyLand theme park in Orlando, mingling with the animals at a Furry Convention in Connecticut,  and the usefulness Duane Reade shopping bags as a New York City unifier. You can check out some of these published works here: 

CIA REJECT

BATHROOM CONFIDENTIAL

ARE YOU EXPERIENCED?

THE SOUND AND THE FURRY

SACKS AND THE CITY

For more writing samples (amazingly not available anyplace else but on this very website) please click the Writing Samples link. You won't be sorry. You'll be whisked away to Calypso infused parties in London, Exotic Dancer Certification in Manhattan and the weird world of on-line Imaginary Girlfriends.

WRITING SAMPLES

For information on upcoming events, such as readings, one woman shows and the fabulous Mama D's Arts Bordello, please click this:

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